Pyramid?
Well, my home life may begin to resemble a pyramid. You see, we ran across a young lady who has many....interesting qualities. Now this young lady seems to be able to deal with my Son of Destruction. 3yrs old, hyperactive and destructive. The fact that T(my name for her here) can deal with my son is a major plus on the babysitting front. Add to that the fact that she has a 3yr old of her own who seems to calm down my boy is another major plus.
Now, this is all well and good but now add in the fact that T is looking for a new place to live. If our households combined finances we would be able to rent ourselves a 4-5 bedroom house. A major improvement over a 3 bedroom townhouse. Now add in that T is also has an evil sense of humour just like the wife and I and also shares many of our proclivities and hobbies. Now are you beginning to get a sense where this is heading?
Now throw in that T is almost a diametric opposite from my beloved. My wife has butt long dark hair, is goddess sized with a bosom most men pray to the gods to lay their heads on, along with a very alpha female personality. T has very short red hair, a lean body, and uses a push up bodice along with a very gamma female personality.
So to my testosterone fogged vision I am looking at the possibility of having daily contact with two women who are exact opposites yet similar enough that I find both of them attractive. Oh, and this is where I mention that I do have permission to 'play' as long as things don't go to far. Yah, I saw that eyebrow go up. Un/happily there is a glitch. T has a boyfriend. So the Kuzco rule is in effect (no touchy). Which is actually pretty good. I can look and still have something reining in my.....baser instincts.
So sometime in the next couple of months I may become the King Tut of my own pyramid. Me, 2 gorgeous women, 3 happy kids. All that good karma must be paying off. Maybe. Lets see if the reality cheque bounces or not.
Now, this is all well and good but now add in the fact that T is looking for a new place to live. If our households combined finances we would be able to rent ourselves a 4-5 bedroom house. A major improvement over a 3 bedroom townhouse. Now add in that T is also has an evil sense of humour just like the wife and I and also shares many of our proclivities and hobbies. Now are you beginning to get a sense where this is heading?
Now throw in that T is almost a diametric opposite from my beloved. My wife has butt long dark hair, is goddess sized with a bosom most men pray to the gods to lay their heads on, along with a very alpha female personality. T has very short red hair, a lean body, and uses a push up bodice along with a very gamma female personality.
So to my testosterone fogged vision I am looking at the possibility of having daily contact with two women who are exact opposites yet similar enough that I find both of them attractive. Oh, and this is where I mention that I do have permission to 'play' as long as things don't go to far. Yah, I saw that eyebrow go up. Un/happily there is a glitch. T has a boyfriend. So the Kuzco rule is in effect (no touchy). Which is actually pretty good. I can look and still have something reining in my.....baser instincts.
So sometime in the next couple of months I may become the King Tut of my own pyramid. Me, 2 gorgeous women, 3 happy kids. All that good karma must be paying off. Maybe. Lets see if the reality cheque bounces or not.

3 Comments:
Time to cash in that reality check... LOL
You gonna tell 'T' about the website?
why would I do a horrid thing like that?
yah, I want the two families to move in together and that 1100$/month place sounds ideal. But I don't know if I can handle keeping two suites clean instead of just one.
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